Random Tumblr Themes

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

Do he got the booty

Do he got the booty

queerpong:

"YOUR GAY" they shouted. "DUDE YOUR GAY!!!" i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away

hagridscabin:

myladyfire:

Ghost rolled in some sidewalk chalk.

This always makes me really happy.

cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

from now on all of my text posts are going to only be using the title form i just feel like it draws more attention than regular text and literally all i care about is attention

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

The fuck did i just watch??